Science vs God

Found this on Gladys’ blog, total wow I tell you, totally :
‘Let me explain the problem science has with Jesus Christ.’
The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.
‘You’re a Christian, aren’t you, son?’ ‘Yes sir,’ the student says.
‘So you believe in God?’ [...]

Pretty, Witty & Gay!

Hey Everybody! My name is Barbie and I so love my nails! Like, oh my god, it’s so pretty! And you know what? We should like, support world peace, you get what I mean? And like, these words are so pretty! They’re pink, like my nails! And my panties! And my skirt! And my er, [...]

One Art

The art of losing isn’t hard to master;
so many things seem filled with the intent
to be lost that their loss is no disaster.
Lose something every day.  Accept the fluster
of lost door keys, the hour badly spent.
The art of losing isn’t hard to master.
Then practice losing farther, losing faster:
places, and names, and where it was you [...]

Pulchritude

Prelims, it is now so over. Like, so over. And the end of prelims signifies the beginning of my maniacal, intense and very intense mugging sensation. No, I didn’t use “intense” twice, shut up. Anyway, yes, I finished my prelims and have watched 2 movies thus far. Both really captured my hearts with their poignant [...]

Paper

It stares blankly back at me in the full glory of it’s blankness. Awaiting in it’s void the manifestations of my mind. Be it a retrospective entourage of words or an illustration of revelation and even meaningless doodles – it lays in front of me faithfully, awaiting to feel used. I speak to it, asking, [...]

Exams make you fat

You know what is the best way to gain weight? Go immerse yourself in exams. No exercise, no nothing, just eat, study, sleep, almost like a sedentary pig. And you’ll be able to bombard yourself excuses like, “I need this to stay awake so I can study” or “it’s alright, this will give me energy”. [...]

Rebellion against hibernation, part II

Apparently, it’s been 2 consecutive days since I last slept. Yes, worship me. Blargh, physics paper was like, doing photocopied worksheets of the ten years series. Like, why did I sacrifice my sleep for it? Oh well, at least on the brighter note, I’d have less to study for “O” levels.
Right now, I’m like [...]

Updates, finally, yes.

Alright, it’s been seriously ages since I last blog. But you cannot blame a very innocent little school boy for being so busy with his studies can you? It appears that the exams have developed for me a very sick and perverted pleasure – I’m actually starting to enjoy studying. Serious, I’m so not lying [...]