This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
Blonde Jokes
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms [...]

Will Conquers All

Because I have the faith to believe
Because I refuse to succumb to impossibility
Because I dare to dream
Because I BELIEVE
There is nothing too big to conquer, too hard to fight for.
My will conquers all

Alis Grave Nil, Capax Infiniti.
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Ps, look at this, really cool stuff I came across,
http://picdit.wordpress.com/2008/11/20/a-20-year-old-model-photographed-as-if-she-were-10-20-30-40-50-and-60-years-old/

Baritonized

And thus, I got officially “baritonized”.

I got quite dizzy playing it for the first time, and my back hurt like mad – though the pain went away after awhile. It was quite fun, I’ve to admit, though I sorely miss the “tight” feeling I can get on the alto saxophone with it’s smaller mouthpiece. Also, [...]

TV idiots

It is one of the greatest turn off to have people incessantly spamming questions while you’re watching TV. Apparently, they just randomly pop onto the couch and watch a random episode of a show they’ve never watched before. That’s fine, but not when they keep formulating entourages of questions like: “what happened?”, “why is she [...]

Beauty

If I make the lashes dark
And the eyes more bright
And the lips more scarlet,
Or ask if all be right
From mirror after mirror,
No vanity’s displayed:
I’m looking for the face I had
Before the world was made.

-W.B. Yeats

Exodus

It rung in my head,
Exodus, Exodus!
It was to be a new life.
Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt,
dum vita est, spes est.
Vindication, a liberalization from the past
Shall no longer I be as I was
This speaks of something new,
a life so hoped and prayed for.
Tis’ I know, and I felt
I will live again
to say, “I can”
Libertas [...]

Education

Picture speaks for itself:

This is what sex education in Singapore should have, not corny videos of overgrown teenagers in the ’80s stimulating random indecipherable scenes we’re supposed to believe as a fornication process. I believe being direct is the best way to teach, eh?
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I Wonder

I wonder when there can be a day

when I go back to the real home my “family” is
and have serious peace
somewhere where love isn’t pain
when I will not have my mother crying,
and wailing and screaming
aching in the heart, embodying such pain and stop being so defensive
when I will not have my father shouting,
obscenities and curses
uncouth, [...]

华文

In lieu of the Chinese paper tomorrow, I, the Great Himbo, have decided to convey my personal anguish and aspiration tomorrow in – you guessed it – an examination of my intelligence in the native tongue belonging to the descendents of the dragon (OH!?).
明天就是华文考试了，心情在恐惧和兴奋的矛盾中摇晃着。原本吊儿郎当的我在”O”水准时得了C5，已经被吓醒了，发奋图强，在年底校考中，花了九牛二虎之力而得了B3。俗话说得好：书山有路勤为近，学海无涯苦作舟。所以，我相信，那看来如此困难得到的A1，只要有恒心，铁杵磨成针，什么都得得成。A1，和英华初级学院，我来也！
Alright, laugh all you want, I think my standard of Chinese is [...]